The recent story that a bus dropped brownish-yellow liquid on tour boat passengers is causing quite a stink here in Chicago. This past Sunday a tour boat was going under the Kinzie Street bridge when the passengers on top of the boat were doused with a foul-smelling liquid from a bus driving over the bridge at the same time. The police say no crime was committed, but that's not stopping Richie Daley from starting a manhunt to bring these shit-droppers to justice. Nobody dumps raw sewage in the Chicago River on Richie's watch - unless you have a special contract with the city.
The story gets even better. One witness gave police an Oregon license plate number for the bus that ended up belonging to Dave Matthews. The Matthews camp denies any wrong doing, of course.
August 11, 2004
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