August 12, 2004

Scrooge Sighting

O. V. Carreathers of St. Louis MO, called the Health Department concerning a lemonade stand run by 10 and 11 year old girls. The Health Department shut them down. Luckily saner minds prevailed and Mayor Francis Slay made sure the girls were back in business the next day.

I say we should all go to Ms. Carreathers' house and cover it from roof to foundation with eggs and dog crap.

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