The beautiful and talented Jennifer Garner is dating Ben Affleck. Ben's a nice enough guy, but come on - she can do better. Does she really want to hitch her wagon to a guy fighting to shake off about almost two years of bad press? I felt bad for the guy after the whole Jennifer Lopez thing. He's a good enough actor and seems like a nice guy. But let's face it, he's got a stigma attached to him right now that he hasn't been able to dispel.
Don't date Ben Affleck, Jennifer. Date me! Heather won't mind. She loves Alias. I'm sure we can work something out.