Yesterday I traveled to Nashville for a client kick-off meeting. It was to be a simply fly in, meet, fly out. Considering that the flight to Nashville wasn't much more than an hour and a half, I really wouldn't be gone from home much longer than any other work day.
The flight down to Tennessee on United Express went off without a problem. Though, the obviously rookie flight attendant made it almost painful to sit through the safety procedures before we took off. It was almost like she had what she needed to say written on her hand, but because she was nervous and sweating, all the words were slowly disappearing.
"Ahh. . Make sure your seats and . . . . ahh . . . . tray tables are in the locked and . . . ha, ha . . . upright position."
She giggled a lot too. Which I attributed to nerves.
Regardless, we get to Nashville, have the meeting, things are looking good. We have some time before our return flight, so we get some recommendations from the clients for a few nice bars / restaurants we might want to hit before getting back on the plain. We're in the midst of checking a few emails before leaving when we realize that our flight has been canceled. Here's the kicker: there are three of us traveling together. Two of us were automatically bumped to an earlier flight. The third person was moved to the same flight -
24 hours later.
So we scrap the plans for eating and jump a cab back to the airport. While in route, we discover that all United Express flights to O'Hare have been canceled because of the weather. Now, none of us packed for an overnight stay and we've all got things we need to do back in Chicago on Thursday. So staying overnight really isn't an option. So while stuck in Nashville traffic, we give Southwest a call.
"Do you have any flights to Chicago open tonight?"
"Yes."
"Will they be flying tonight?"
"Yes."
"Book us, Dano!!"
We get to Nashville and get our boarding passes. Naturally, keeping in line with how things are going. Two of us get pegged for a more thorough, anal-probing, security search. This requires us to dump all of our belongings into special red boxes and then stand behind a glass partition while the other travels point and laugh at us. My co-worker and I thought we might have gotten tagged for the anal-probing because we booked flights so late. At least I know it wasn't because of why the one lady I met behind the partition was in for. She had come to the airport without her driver's license. "I didn't think I'd need my ID to get into the airport."
What! You didn't think you needed your ID to get through security at the airport? I hope that women doesn't plan to procreate anytime soon.
Any way. After being scanned and probed and asked some silly questions. I get to dress myself and be on my way.
But the fun doesn't start there.
The Southwest flight to Chicago that leaves before our is being delayed. While watching the screen, our's gets delayed as well. So it's time to sit in the crappy sports bar and drink and eat. Which is what we do for the next three hours. Eventually, two Southwest flights are leaving for Chicago at the same time and we get to board. We finally take off at 8:20pm - the time we were originally suppose to be landing at O'Hare.
Oh, I forgot to mention something. We flew out on United Airlines. It's hub is O'Hare. We're returning on Southwest Airlines. It's hub is Midway Airport.
Pisser, I know.
So when we land at Midway, the three of us have to hoof it to a cab and endure a $60 cab ride from Midway to O'Hare. The cabbie drops us off inside the parking lot at O'Hare, and we can finally get to our cars to return home.
I pull up in front of our house at 11:15pm, tired from a crazy afternoon. While getting back to Chicago proved to be a tad more difficult than had been planned, it never really got me upset. I knew that we would get home eventually. It just showed me again while I don't particularly like traveling. One little thing like a big storm can through everything out of whack.