Comedy ensues.

Watch the trailer (you'll need Apple iTunes)
The film also features George Clooney and J.K. Simmons. I think it looks hysterical.



Police found the 58-year-old woman Thursday hiding in the top compartment of the man's closet and arrested her for trespassing, police spokesman Hiroki Itakura from southern Kasuya town said Friday.She was sleeping in his closet and he never found her? Unbelievable. And she was showering and everything in his house while he was away.
The resident of the home installed security cameras that transmitted images to his mobile phone after becoming puzzled by food disappearing from his kitchen over the past several months.
The milk people aren't just running a photo of Batman with his milk mustache, they built a whole website for him.
For most of the kids of my generation, the Indiana Jones films are one of the cultural touch points that provide us with a shared modern mythology to reference and be inspired by. Naturally as we grew up and had children of our own, we would want to share these movies with our kids. Just like my Dad shared the Westerns he watched as a boy with my brother, sister, and me; I have enjoyed screening movies I grew up on with for Ian, Emma, and Zoe. I’ve had to hold back and wait on some of my favorite movies until they were old enough to handle the content, but now my kids are hitting the age that I can start sharing more than just cartoons with them.
But those are minor complaints when I consider the experience of the film as a whole. The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull was a lot of fun, like any good Indiana Jones movie should be. Great action sequences packed around funny moments and character moments, and I was pleasantly surprised by Shia LaBeouf'’s performance and his character – both of which I was expecting to dislike. I don’t know if I can accept Mutt as the heir apparent to the Indy film franchise – as is hinted at towards the end of the film, but Indy and Mutt teamed up together were fun to watch.
Prices at the pump finally inched over $4.00 a gallon out here in Aurora this week. For what seemed a long time the gas stations near us seemed to be holding steady at $3.99 – almost definitely refusing to break the $4 barrier even though the average in and around Chicago was over $4.
To get ready for the release of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, Empire magazine celebrated Indy Month. For the past thirty days they had a new Indiana Jones themed feature each day. Movie trivia, timelines, and a whole bunch of stuff that lovers of the Indiana Jones mythology (like myself) would eat up.
The reason to love Indy because of the font: “Dynamic. Iconic. Slanty. Perfect.”
Esquire Magazine published a list of 75 Skills Every Man Should Master.40. Speak to an eight-year-old so he will hear. Use his first name. Don't use baby talk. Don't crank up your energy to match his. Ask questions and wait for answers. Follow up. Don't pretend to be interested in Webkinz or Power Rangers or whatever. He's as bored with that shit as you are. Concentrate instead on seeing the child as a person of his own.People have commented (usually by way of Heather) on how I talk/discuss/explain things to our kids like they are adults – younger ones who might not have the benefit of the experience or language skills of a grown adult – but adults nonetheless. I don’t sugar coat or dumb down my message. I talk to them like an intelligent person. I have never used baby-talk - even when they were babies.



I have always loved Chang’s work. While I doubt this project will ever be produced now, it sure would have been fun to see what the finished product might have been.
Several lanes of Interstate Highway 80 were shut down for hours overnight after a truck hauling Oreos crashed into a median, spilling tons of the chocolate cookies across the highway, police said.Hmmm. . . Oreos . . .
The crash occurred at about 3:40 a.m. Monday on I-80 just east of Morris, said Master Sgt. Brian Mahoney of the Illinois State Police.
The truck was westbound, hauling about 20,000 pounds of Oreos, when the driver lost control and the rig hit a median before veering into the eastbound lanes. The impact ripped the trailer open, spilling its cargo across the eastbound lanes of the highway, he said.
The driver was not hurt, but police had to shut down the eastbound lanes for several hours while the cookies were cleaned up, Mahoney said. The wreckage had been moved to the side of the road and lanes had reopened by about 6 a.m.
My sister Wendi is already on the couch, wrapped up tightly in a red and white checkered blanket often used for picnics or fourth of July family fireworks displays. She says nothing…she is already watching The Super Friends.If you grew up in the 80's, read the whole post. I think you will enjoy it.
I sit in my normal place, and watch as Lex Luther deploys his cloning ray gun, filling the world with Bizarros and Cheetahs, created from the average citizenry, hell bent on robbing Earth of its riches and hidden treasures, only to be thwarted in their plans yet again by a life saving move performed by Green Lantern.
Funny stuff.


“Darth Vader. Only you could be so bold”, is a line delivered by Princess Leia, in case you aren’t up on your Star Wars quotes.
I guess the fast start for the Cubs in April means the traditional Cubs June Swoon has to start earlier. How else to explain losing eight of their last eleven games, including last night’s 5 – 3 groaner against the Cincinnati Reds that wasted a strong outing from Ryan Dempster.
Luckily I didn’t have to rent a tux to go along with my wife’s grown-up prom dress. My dad owns a tuxedo which I was able to borrow and wear because my dad and I are essentially the same size. At first that weirded me out a bit, but after a little reflection I considered our similar builds a good omen. Currently I’m 35 years-old, 5’ 10”, about 163 pounds, and relatively comfortable with the size and shape of my body. My dad is 61 years-old, 26 years my senior, and apparently he and I can share clothing. If I can live another 26 years and still be wearing the same clothing I am today – especially considering that those years will be spent living with my crazy cake-baking wife – then I will be very pleased with how things have turned out.You are your father’s sonWhen I start this post, it was supposed to be about going to the dance, these goofy photos of Heather and I from our high school proms, and how I was the only one in the building who knew the words to “Swinging On A Star” by Bing Crosby when the DJ played it. (Well, the guy who requested it probably knew, but on a night where 90% of the prom attendees were in their 30s and 40s and the music was a mix of 70’s album rock and cheesy 80’s pop, hearing Crosby’s crooning blast over the speakers stuck out like a sore thumb. And singing along with Bing made me an even bigger sore thumb, at least until Heather made me stop.) Obviously I didn’t end up anywhere near that.
He’s run for 26 years to get where he is today
Strap on those running shoes Brendan


Every Wednesday and Sunday through-out the month of May Turner Classic Movies will be showcasing the movies of The Chairman of the Board, Frank Sinatra.
Heather has started to receive more requests to make cakes for parties and such. Sure, most of the orders are from family members, but she has her first non-family cake to make later this month.